PRICK wants to believe
my PRICK is THE RICKER, long a self-described "expert" on just about anything and a schmoe who always must be smarter than everyone else, FALLS FOR an urban legend-style forged photo that he so desperately wants to believe is true...
MARVEL at how he suddenly changes tack and attacks from new angles when the deceit is exposed to him...
SHUDDER at how he incredulously calls other people "cynics" for doubting something that appealed to his sexual desperation...
GASP as he tries one last "hail mary" to show that he's right, and then miserably fails...
THE RICKER: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/40691636.html
MiggeyStardust: dude, I saw that... but it's been debunked on Snopes
THE RICKER: why on earth would someone debunk it
THE RICKER: it's hella funny
MiggeyStardust: because that's what Snopes does
THE RICKER: man, the cynicism
MiggeyStardust: they aren't questioning it being funny, they just questioned its veracity.
THE RICKER: right, and I'm saying, there must be some damned cynical people to sit there and say "I doubt that's real..."
MiggeyStardust: it is a pretty clever gag though...
THE RICKER: yeah
MiggeyStardust: I don't know, maybe people submitted it to them as a possible fake. That's how they review most stuff.
MiggeyStardust: Ain't you a fan of "Mythbusters" anyway?!?
THE RICKER: yeah
MiggeyStardust: ok, not FULLY guaranteed debunked, but signs point to it-- http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/carhood.asp
THE RICKER: I agree with the moving part, but she could've been wearing a skirt...
MiggeyStardust: you're ridiculous. You fell for it!!!! it's okay! :P
THE RICKER: hah
(note: at this point, the conversation ceased, with no further reply.)
and HE'S THE GUY who absolutely KILLED one of my stories by saying - "that sounds like an Urban Legend."
he's so fucking butt I cant' even handle it.
when it comes to sex, the guy will believe anything, I guess.
few things are funnier than presenting a know-it-all with evidence that he is wrong.
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